The
Bible was written centuries ago by the Apostles. But what if it was
written by college students of today? Most likely it would be a lot
different. Here's what it might look like if College Students Wrote the
Bible:
** The 'Blood of Christ' would be switched from red wine to beer in a keg.
** The Last Supper would have cold leftovers for the next morning.
** The Ten Commandments would be only five, double-spaced, and written in large font.
** A New edition would be written every two years in order to limit reselling.
** The Forbidden Fruit would have been eaten not because it was forbidden but because it wasn't dorm food.
** Paul's Letter to the Romans would be Paul's E-Mail addressed to abuse@romans.gov.
** The reason Cain killed Abel would be because they were roommates.
** The place where the end of the world occurs would be Finals, not Armageddon.
** Instead of mules, the preferred mode of transportation would be mountain bikes.
**
The reason why Moses and his followers walked in the desert for 40
years would be because they didn't want to ask directions and look like
Freshmen.
** The Tower of Babel would be blamed for the Foreign Language requirement.
**
Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the
seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due and
then pulled an all-nighter.
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