How not to celebrate a wedding anniversary ~
Old farmer Jethro and his wife Aggie were walking down to their pig-pen when Aggie dropped into the conversation that next month was
their golden wedding anniversary.
Aggie continued, 'Let's have a party, Jethro, and invite all our children and grand-children. And why don't we kill one of our prize pigs to celebrate?'
Jethro thought about this, scratched his head and replied. 'Gee, Aggie, I don't see why that pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago.'
Putting his foot in it ~
In a small town seven pig farmers from the surrounding area met to discuss important topics, such as boundaries, the price of feed, and who has the best tractor. After a while Jessie one of the farmer's wives, interrupted the meeting and spoke about the need to prudent at this time.
When she had finished, Karl one of the old farmers stood up and said, 'What does Jessie know about anything?' I would like to ask her if she knows how many toes a pig has?'
Quick as a flash, Jessie replied, 'Why, take off your boots Karl, and count them yourself!'
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