- One good turn gets the duvet.
- The early worm gets eaten!
- Never miss a good chance to shut up.
- There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither theory works.
- The second mouse gets the cheese.
- Hotel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone.
- Never kick a fresh cow dung on a hot day.
- Even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.
- When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
- To cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up.
- To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
- The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
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