22nd Mar 2012 About Marriage ...

• A woman worries about her future until she finds a husband; a man never worries about the future until he takes a wife.

• Advice to person about to marry - Don't. First appeared in Punch magazine, in 1845.

• My wife says I never listen, or something like that ...

• Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

• Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.

• It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

• Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper.

• Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

• Basically, my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

  Confucius say, 'Man who sinks into woman's arms; soon has his arms in woman's sink.'

• Married couples, who love each other, tell each other a thousand things without talking. - Chinese Proverb

  Marriage is like wine - It gets better with age.

• Successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

  It was an emotional wedding. The mother of the bride cried. Even the cake was in tiers.

 

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