23rd Mar 2012 Trivials Of A Wedding

The Best Man - a true story ~

A groom chose his pet dog as the best man for his wedding, reports the Metro. Paul Nock told his new wife Kelly years ago that he wanted Scooby by his side on their big day. The health and safety training organiser, from Hull, said, 'I was away working in Dubai when the wedding arrangements were made and didn't think she would let it happen. 

But when we got into the register office I turned round and there he was walking up the aisle, with the rings tied around his neck.' The 27-year-old bride added: 'It was a wonderful surprise.'

Wedding Preparations ~

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Devon , are very excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemists. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The chemist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Chemist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Chemist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"
Chemist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Chemist: "Absolutely.."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Chemist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Chemist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "In that case, we'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list."

What kind of wedding do you want, my love?

I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance, A church filled with family and friends'.

I asked him what kind of a wedding he wished for, he said:

'One that would make you my wife.'

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