- A prime candidate for natural de-selection. It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
- His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
- Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargles.
- Works well when under constant supervision and cornered in a trap.
- When he opens his mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
- He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
- This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
- She sets low personal standards, then consistently fails to achieve them.This employee should go far --- and the sooner he starts, the better.
- This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
- Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
- I would not allow this employee to breed.
- Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching. Then he fell out of the family tree.
- A room temperature I.Q. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
- Got a full six-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
- A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
- A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
- Bright as Alaska in December.
- If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
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