24th April 2012 Golder Rules For Eating Chocolate

The Golden Rules ~

• Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do each day. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
• If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
• Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
• The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
• Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.
• If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
• If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
• Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully.
• Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.
• A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy? 
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If you are still not convinced of the merits of chocolate, below is the report of the scientific research results of chocolate ~

 

• Eating chocolate is more stimulating to the heart and the head than kissing, according to new research conducted in 2010.
• The study found that at the point the chocolate melted in the mouth, all regions of the brain received a boost far more intense and longer lasting than the mental excitement from kissing.
• Chocolate also set the heart pounding, with heart rates for some of the 12 volunteers rising from a resting rate of about 60 beats per minute to as high as 140.
• Dr David Lewis, a psychologist formerly of the University of Sussex who led the study, said, 'These results really surprised and intrigued us.'
• Dr Lewis, who now runs a private research company called The Mind Lab, added, 'There is no doubt that chocolate beats kissing hands down when it comes to providing a long-lasting body and brain buzz.'
• Worth remembering on St Valentine's Day, a box of chocolates for a loved one could be as good as several kisses!
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I love chocolate, but no way would I forego not even just one loving kiss for any amount of chocolate!

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