Chicken or duck?
Rhoda
and Harry go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the
"Chicken Surprise." The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast
iron pot. Just as Rhoda is about to serve herself, the lid of the
pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking
around before the lid slams back down.
'Good
grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband, Harry. He hasn't, so
she asks him to look in the pot. Harry reaches for it and again the
lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams
down. Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is
happening, and demands an explanation.
'Please sir,' stammers the waiter, 'what you order?'
Harry replies, "Chicken Surprise."
Harry replies, "Chicken Surprise."
'Ah! So sorry, is mistake' says the waiter, 'I bring you Peeking Duck!'
Well done? Well done!
Kevin was furious when his steak arrived cooked too rare.
'Waiter,' Kevin shouted, 'Didn't you hear me say 'well done'?'
'Of course I did, sir, I can't thank you enough, sir,' replied the waiter. 'I hardly ever get a compliment.'
Food & Diet:
** The best way to lose weight is by skipping ..... snacks and dessert.
** One guideline applies to fat and thin people alike: if you're thin, don't eat fast. If you're fat, don't eat - FAST.
** Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies..........
**
A women's group was discussing diet tips. When it was mentioned that
getting enough exercise and sleep were just as important as watching
food intake, one woman responded with surprise that sleep was a
factor. Another replied, 'Of course sleep is a factor. The only time
I'm not eating is when I'm sleeping.'
** One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.
** The only exercise I get is jumping to conclusions.
** Sign in restaurant window: Eat now - Pay waiter. Next: 21st Feb 2012 An Irresistible Ad.
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