29th April 2012 All About Feet

Out of the Mouths of a smart child ~

Greg, the three year old, put his shoes on by himself. His father, Barry, noticed that the left shoe was on the right foot and vice-versa. He sat Greg down on a chair and said quietly, 'Greg, your shoes are on the wrong feet.'

He looked up at his father with a quizzical expression and replied, 'Don't mess me about, Dad, I know they're my feet.'

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Family Feet Business ~

I heard of a story about a family firm who cornered the feet market. One brother sold shoes, each shoe had a hidden fatal flaw. As a direct result the victim's feet needed treatment with the second brother, who was the only Chiropodist in town.

Legend had it that the chiropodist was so incompetent that the only way the victim could get home was in a taxi.

You're ahead of me now, the third brother had the only taxi firm for miles around.

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How Smart is Your Right Foot?

This is so frustrating! Give it a go anyway. It is so funny/weird that it will boggle your mind. And if you are anywhere near as stubborn as I am, you will keep trying at least a few more times to see if you can outsmart your foot; but you can't!

1) While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2) Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

3) Your foot will change direction. I told you so. And, there's nothing you can do about it! Go ahead:

KEEP TRYING ALL YOU WANT.

Have a great day. Now get back to work.

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