10th May 2012 Signs That Informs More Than You Bargain For ...

Signs that puzzles, intrigues, but entertains ~

 

1) Sign on motorway garage:
PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS.

YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS

 

2) Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

 

3) Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

 

4) Notice in a field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

 

5) Message on a leaflet:

IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

 

6) Sign on a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

 

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