** Colemanballs (Named after gaffes by David Coleman) ~
"Peru score their third, and it's 3-1 to Scotland." David Coleman, BBC, 1978 World Cup finals.
"And in the other group match, Uruguay and Spain drew love-all" - Female announcer.
"Apart from their goals, Norway haven't scored" - Terry Venables
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces" - Ron Atkinson
"Batistuta gets most of his goals with the ball" - Ian St John
"It was like moving to a foreign country", when Ian Rush transferred from Chester to Liverpool. People only took notice of Ian's views when he said a similar thing after he moved from Liverpool to Juventus. "I could not settle, it was like being in a foreign country".
"If I walked on water, my accusers would say it is because I can't swim" - Berti Vogts, Germany coach.
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body" (Winston Bennett)
"Hodge scored for Forest after 22 seconds - totally against the run of play" (Peter Lorenzo)
Tags: sportcommentary, blunders
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