27th June 2012 How Can You Tell When Someone Is An Idiot?

Clear signs that He is an idiot ~

** Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.

** Tries to drown a fish in water.

** Trips over a cordless phone.

** Thinks socialism means partying.

** Studies for a blood test and fails.

** Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

** Sells the car for gas money.

** Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.

** Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home.

If you are still not sure, here are some more examples: ~

** Postman: I have had to walk 5 miles to deliver this packet.

He: Why did walk so far? You could have posted it.

** He visits an art gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.

** He goes into the kitchen and opens the cookie jar. He looks inside and closes it. His wife observes the whole episode and says nothing. Again He enters the kitchen and does the same thing.

His wife asks: ' Why are you doing that?'

He replies, 'The Doctor told me to check my sugar level regularly.'

** There were eleven people hanging onto a rope which was hanging from a from an aeroplane. Ten were Sardar, and one was a girl. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't, then the rope would break and everyone would die.

No one could decide who should go, so finally the girl said, 'I'll get off,' and she made a really moving speech.

All of the men started immediately applauding ... Ahh!

** He went into The Bank of India and asked to open a current account. The cashier was surprised when He left the building saying he would return after he had been to Delhi.

When asked why he was visiting Delhi, he retorted that the application form said: 'Got be filled in CAPITAL.'

** He was filling up application form for a job, but was not sure as to what to put in the column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes, please.

** He: 'I haven't slept all night in the train.'

Friend:' Why?'

He:' I had an upper berth.'

Friend: 'Why didn't you exchange it?'

He: There was nobody in the lower bunk to change it with.

 

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