Ageing Aunt Mildred was a 93 year old woman,
who was particularly despondent
who was particularly despondent
over the recent death of her husband.
She decided that she would just kill herself
and join him in death.
and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly,
she took out his old army pistol and made
the decision to shoot herself in the heart,
since it was badly broken in the first place.
the decision to shoot herself in the heart,
since it was badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become
a vegetable and burden to someone,
she called her doctor's office to inquire
just exactly where the heart would be on a woman.
The doctor said: 'Your heart is just below
your left breast.' Later that night ...
your left breast.' Later that night ...
Mildred was admitted to the hospital
with a gunshot wound to her knee!
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