*** Do you think these gaffes were deliberate? ***
** So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? ~ Christina Aguilera
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Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf ~ Prince Philip,
Duke of Edinburgh in 1999, to young deaf people in Cardiff, referring
to a school's steel band.
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If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two
wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is
not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it ~ Prince Philip at a 1986
World Wildlife Fund meeting.
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My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will
never, never, surrender to what is right ~ Dan Quayle, former Vice
President USA
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Do not needlessly endanger your lives until I give you the signal ~
General Eisenhower, Allied Commander Europe in 2nd World War
6) If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive ~ Samuel Goldwyn
*** Sporting Gaffes ***
** I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel ~ Stuart Pearce, former England soccer player
** Unfortunately, we keep kicking ourselves in the foot ~ Ray Wilkins, former England soccer player, speaking on BBC1 TV.
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For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the
all-yellow strip ~ John Motson, BBC TV football commentator.
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Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air
for even longer ~ David Acfield, former cricketer and TV commentator
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