The Bait ~
Martin
arrived at Sunday school late. Miss Walter, his teacher, knew that
Martin was usually very punctual so she asked him if anything was
wrong.
Martin replied no, that he had been going fishing but his dad told him that he needed to go to church.
Miss
Walter was very impressed and asked the lad if his dad had explained
to him why it was more important to go to church than to go fishing?
Martin replied, "Yes he did. Dad said he didn't have enough bait for both of us."
Blondie Learning To Fish ~
This
cute blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She had read several books on
the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary equipment
together, she made her way out onto the ice.
After positioning her comfy stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.
Frighteningly,
from up above, a voice boomed, "There are no fish under the ice."
Startled, Blondie moved farther down the ice, poured herself a large
coffee, and began to cut yet another hole.
Again,
from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "There are no fish under the
ice." Blondie, now became very concerned so she moved way down to the
opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and began again to cut her
ice-hole.
The
voice rang out once more, "There are no fish under the ice." Blondie
stopped, looked upwards and said, "Is that you, Lord?"
The voice replied, "No, this is the Ice-Rink Manager."
Next: 27th July 2012 Two Heads Are Better Than One
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