1st Aug 2012 People Are Crazy, Or Elephants Are ...

** The town's bank manager called the police station to report a robbery.

 

'You'll never believe what happened, Sergeant. A truck backed up to my bank, the doors opened. Out comes these robbers and they lead an elephant out of the truck. The elephant then breaks through my plate glass window, sticks his trunk in, sucks up all the money. Then the gang lead the elephant back into the truck. The robbers close the truck doors and the truck pulled away.'

The desk sergeant said, 'Could you tell me, for identification purposes, whether it was an African elephant or an Indian elephant?'

'How can you tell the difference?' asked the bank manager.

'Well,' said the sergeant, 'The African elephant has great big ears whereas the Indian elephant has little ears. So which kind of elephant was used in the robbery?'

'How should I know? I couldn't see his ears,' said the bank manager. 'He had a stocking over his head.'

** What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

'Pack your trunk and clear out.'

** Nick is standing at the customs desk at the ferry port with a large crate. 

'Anything to declare, jewellery, alcohol, livestock?' barks the Customs officer. 'Nothing', replies Nick. 

The Customs officer opens the crate, and there inside is an elephant between two slices of bread. 'I thought you said no livestock?' explodes the customs officer.

Nick looks at him with surprise and answers mildly, 'What's it to you what I have in my sandwiches?'

Tags: crazypeople, crazyelephant

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