Giggles - Lost In Translation

A collection of notices in hotels abroad that made our foreign holiday one long laugh. English is such a difficult language to learn, just the smallest mistake can produce a hilarious joke.

 

~ In the Bedroom ~

** Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing please not to read notice.

** Please to bathe inside the tub.

** Please leave your values at the front desk.

** You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

** Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

~ In the bar ~

** Special cocktails: For the ladies with nuts.

** Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

** Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

** Special today — no ice cream.

~ In the Hotel Shop ~

** For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.

** If this is your first visit to Tokyo, you are welcome to it.

** Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

** Specialist in women and other diseases

** Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

Tags: English,FunTranslation