Peculiar Knowledge Gained From Movies

Next time you go to the movies, keep your eye out for extra information that you can pick up about every day events. Strange but seems to be the norm in most movies.

** During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

 ** All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

 ** The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

 ** Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

** A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

** Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

 ** It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner, until you have knocked out their predecessors.

 ** When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman who will still have perfect make-up on, but the man lying beside her covered only to waist level.

If you notice any other amusing 'abnormalities', you are welcomed to add to this.

** In any movie gunfight, the baddies are always horrendous shots, but the goodie is a marksman who doesn't need to aim! - by Paul Greger