A Cat Tale

John & his Mrs. were dressed and ready to go out for a Dinner & Theatre evening. They turned on a 'night light', turned the answering machine on, Covered our pet budgie and put the cat in the backyard.

John phoned the local Taxi company and requested a taxi which arrived, and they opened the front door to leave the house. As they walked out the door, the cat they had put out in the yard scooted back into the house.

They didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to get at the budgie. The Mrs walked on out to the taxi, while John went back inside to get the cat. The little devil ran upstairs, with him in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, the Mrs. didn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explained to the taxi driver that her husband would be out soon. 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'

A few minutes later, John got into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long," he said, as they drove away.

'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her arse with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me.
But it worked!

I hauled her fat arse downstairs and threw her out into the back yard! ... She'd better not shit in the vegetable garden again!

The silence in the Taxi was deafening ... !!!

Tags:EveningOut,Cat,Taxi

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