Thursday, 18 October 2012

Achieving Inner Peace

Oct 18C

** How to achieve Inner Peace **


Here's some advice from a top psychologist:


Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.


So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Pinot Noir, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kaluha, a packet of Penguins, the remainder of bottle of Prozac, Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how good I feel!

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