** Stop Or Slow Down **
One
night Rodney was driving home along a road he knew well. When he
reached the Stop sign he slowed down but did not actually come to a
halt, whereupon a police officer pulled Rodney's car over.
'What difference does it make' said Rodney, 'slow down or stop'.
'I will give you a demonstration' said the officer and starting beating Rodney with his truncheon.
'Now would you like me to slow down - or stop?
** Patrol Officer Meets His Match **
A
patrol officer pulled over Enid for speeding. Enid was a 65 year old
lady from out of state. The officer asked to see her license.
'Don't have one' Enid said.
'Can I please see the Vehicle registration' the officer asked firmly but politely.
'Nope' snapped Enid.
In that case I will have to take you into the Police station and charge you there.
When they arrived they arresting officer said, to the duty sergeant. This lady has no license and no vehicle registration.
'Sure I do' said Enid sweetly. This officer has got it in for me; the next thing is he will be saying that I was speeding.
** The Old Ones are The Best - Or the Worst? **
A group of pensioners were discussing their medical problems at the Day Centre coffee morning.
'Do you realise,' said one, 'My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup.'
'Yes, I know.' replied the second, 'My cataracts are so bad I can't see to pour the coffee.'
'I can't turn my head,' rejoined the third, 'because of the arthritis in my neck.'
'My blood pressure pills make my dizzy,' commented the fourth, adding, 'I guess that's the price we pay for getting old.'
'Well, it's not all bad.' piped up the first, 'We should be thankful that we can still drive.'
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