These sayings I found funny. Behind the words each has a thought provoking message.
1) On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.
2) I don't have a solution, but I certainly admire the problem. - Ashleigh Brilliant
3) Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. - Jerome K. Jerome
4) Pay no attention to what the critics say; no statue has ever been erected to a critic. - Jean Sibelius
5) Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
6) Is life worth living? It all depends on the liver. - William James
7) If you dig a hole for someone else, you'll fall into it. – Hungarian proverb 
8) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder - Anon
9) It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Scott Elledge
10) I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure - Clarence Darrow
11) I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome
12)Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it - Gene Perret
13) An angel leaves no forwarding address, they ask nothing in return.
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