Employee evaluations ~

1. A prime candidate for natural de-selection.

2. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

3. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargles

4. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered in a trap.

5. When he opens his mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

6. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.

7. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

8. She sets low personal standards, then consistently fails to achieve them.

9. This employee should go far --- and the sooner he starts, the better.

10. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege: ~

** Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching. Then he fell out of the family tree.

** A room temperature I.Q. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

** Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

** Got a full six-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.

** A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

** A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.

** A prime candidate for natural de-selection. It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.

** Bright as Alaska in December.

** If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

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