He : "Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make Love to you really badly."
She: "Well, you've succeeded."
He "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She "'That's a good idea ... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and eat popcorns."
He ''What have you been doing with all the grocery money that I gave you?"
She "Turn sideways and look in the mirror".
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q: Why do men want to marry virgins?
A: They can't stand criticism.
Q: What makes men chase women if they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Q: What do you do if you see a man running around with half a head?
A: Reload and try again!
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