** Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.
"What
is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for the
job, you told us you had five years' experience. Now we discovered this
is the first job you've ever held."
"Well," the young man replied, "In your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination."
** A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The
husband said, "You are in charge of food & drink around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
coffee."
Wife replies, "No. You should do it and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee"
Husband replies, "I can't believe that. Show me."
So she fetched the Bible, opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages that it indeed says "Hebrews".
** A plane was taking off from Kennedy airport. After it reached a comfortable altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,
"Ladies
and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293,
non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and
therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back
and relax ... OH MY GOD!"
Silence followed and after a few minutes the captain came back on the intercom and said:
"Ladies
and Gentlemen. I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was
talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the
lot in my lap, You should see the front of my pants."
A passenger in the cabin yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the bottom of mine."
- Current Mood:
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