Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die
Men have two emotions: Horny and Hungry. If he'S not chasing you, make him a sandwich.
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like a slinky - not really good for much, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
They
know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America, but they haven't a clue as to
where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Tag:irony
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