** A Jamaican has been shot in the head with a starting pistol; police say it's definitely race related...
** Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8 ...
** I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency ...
** After 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed to find that the Titanic's swimming pool was still full.
** Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one but after looking through her knickers drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman's uniform, he finally decided if she can't hold down a job, she's not for him.
** Paddy is doing some roofing work for Murphy He nears the top of the ladder and starts shaking and going dizzy. He calls down to Murphy and says, "I tink I will 'ave to go home, I've come all over giddy and feel sick."
Murphy asks "Ave yer got vertigo?" Paddy replies "No I only live round the corner."
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