Cute classified ads found on newspaper:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
FREE PUPPIES:
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
FREE PUPPIES:
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.
Better be a big reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK $300
Hardly used, call Chubby.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica,
45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer.
NORDIC TRACK $300
Hardly used, call Chubby.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica,
45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed. Got married last month.
Wife knows everything.
Wife knows everything.
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