The Eternal Question - Why?

** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

** Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

** Why don't we ever see this headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

** Why is the man who invests all your money called a "Broker"?

** Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?

** Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour?

** Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

** Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

** Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

** Why do they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

** If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

** If people from Poland are called 'Poles', why aren't people from Holland called 'Holes?'

** Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack, anyway?

** Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

** If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

** Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing nightgowns?

** If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

** When someone asks you, 'A penny for your thoughts, 'and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

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