** The Proud Father Of His Taxan Baby ~
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in a bar, and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing 20lbs.
Tow weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked: "Aren't you the father who had the typical Texas baby of 20lbs at birth?"
"Yup, shore am!"
"How much does he weigh now?"
"Ten pounds" the proud father said.
The bartender was puzzled: "Why, what happened? He weighed 20 lbs when he was born!"
"Just had him circumcised." said the Texan.
** The Domineering Husband & His New Bride ~
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in a bar, and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing 20lbs.
Tow weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked: "Aren't you the father who had the typical Texas baby of 20lbs at birth?"
"Yup, shore am!"
"How much does he weigh now?"
"Ten pounds" the proud father said.
The bartender was puzzled: "Why, what happened? He weighed 20 lbs when he was born!"
"Just had him circumcised." said the Texan.
** The Domineering Husband & His New Bride ~
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady. After the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I will be home when I want, if I want and what time I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner on the table waiting. I will go fishing, hunting, boozing and card-playing when I want with my buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said: "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at 7 O'clock every night ... whether you are here or not."
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