They are not rude unless you have a dirty mind.
** I prefer breasts to legs.
** Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
** Smother the butter all over the breasts.
** If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
** I've never seen a better spread!
** I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
** Are you ready for seconds yet?
** It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
** Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
** Don't play with your meat!
** Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
** Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
** I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
** You still have a little bit on your chin.
** How long will it take after you put it in?
** You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
** Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
** That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
** I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
** Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.
** Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
** Smother the butter all over the breasts.
** If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
** I've never seen a better spread!
** I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
** Are you ready for seconds yet?
** It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
** Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
** Don't play with your meat!
** Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
** Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
** I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
** You still have a little bit on your chin.
** How long will it take after you put it in?
** You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
** Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
** That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
** I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
** Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.
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