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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now
she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.
** The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
** I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
** I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
** I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
** I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
** The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
** If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
** And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
** You could run over to all your friends to share this wisdom, but why not just e-mail it to them!
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