Humour From Small Ads. Colunm

** Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

** Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

** A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

** Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

** Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

** Now is your chance to have your ears pierced. Get an extra pair to take home.

** Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

** Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

** We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

** Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

** For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.

** Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

** For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy.

** Great Dames for sale.

** Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

** For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

** Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

** Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.

** If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.

** Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

** Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.

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