** Judging Others
An elephant asked a camel, 'Why are your breasts on your back:'
'Well,' says the camel,
'Well,' says the camel,
'I think that's a strange question from somebody whose dick is on his face!'
Don't be too hasty to judge others!
** Vital Statistics
Food takes 7 seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg of weight (6 lb 6oz)
The average man's penis is 3 times the length of his thumb.
Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Your body uses 3oo muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men who read this are still busy checking their thumb.
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