Dennis Rodman finds a bottle on the beach and picks it up. Suddenly a genie appears from the bottle.
"Master, may I grant you one wish?" says the genie with a smile.
"Don't you know who I am? I don t need no woman givin me nuttin!" barks Rodman.
The genie pleads ... "But Master, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to this bottle forever."
Dennis thinks a moment ... then grumbling about the inconvenience of it all, he says, "Ok, ok ... I wanna wake up with three women in my bed in the morning, so just do it! Now leave me the hell alone!"
So the annoyed genie says "So be it!", and disappears back into the bottle.
Next morning, Rodman wakes up with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hillary Clinton in bed with him. His penis is gone, his leg is broken, and he has no health insurance.
- Current Mood:
amused
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