** The Sex Lesson ~
A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him about sex.
Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He covers a wide and varied assortment of topics and sub topics and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge.
Her father finally asks, "So what did you want to know about sex for?"
"Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs."
Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He covers a wide and varied assortment of topics and sub topics and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge.
Her father finally asks, "So what did you want to know about sex for?"
"Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs."
** Easiest Way To Die ~
1. Have a cigar daily - you will die 10 years early.
2. Have drinks daily - you will die 30 years early.
3. But love someone truly - you will die daily!
** What Would Confuse A Mentally Challenged Person?
1. Have a cigar daily - you will die 10 years early.
2. Have drinks daily - you will die 30 years early.
3. But love someone truly - you will die daily!
** What Would Confuse A Mentally Challenged Person?
Answer: A pineapple. Confused...? I knew you would be!
** How To Catch A Squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself. Squirrels will come to you on their own. Because they just love NUTS!
** How To Catch A Squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself. Squirrels will come to you on their own. Because they just love NUTS!
** How to dispatch off a man you never want to see again?
Say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have lots of your babies - they leave skid marks.
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