Sunday Chuckle

• Newly divorced woman explaining reason for splitting: We had religious differences - he thought he was God, I didn't.
• Expensive fertilizers that do nothing for your grass will give you the most gorgeous weeds you ever saw.
• People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
• A teenage boy to his father: Here's my report card and a list I've compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.
• The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
  She called on him and said, "Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
  Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!"
• A cute Nurse came for the interview.
  "What salary do you expect?"
• "Rs. 10,000."
  Dr. was overjoyed & said: "my pleasure."
  Nurse: "With pleasure it’s 25,000"
• Scientific Experiment:

  How can you drop an egg four feet without breaking it?
  
  (Drop it from five feet. It won't break during the first four feet - bet you didn't get this one. Don't feel bad, I didn't either.)

 

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