Tuesday, 19 February 2013

Alcohol Makes You Lean

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Alcohol does not make you FAT - it makes you LEAN
.... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.
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Copying from a single source is called plagiarism,
copying from multiple source is called research.
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I havn’t failed at anything,
I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it!!
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"When a man steals your wife,
there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
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Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects
such as wickerwork picnic baskets.
Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
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I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep.
That’s deep enough. What do you want -
an adorable pancreas?

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