Eavesdropping In A Bar

A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says,
"Bartender, two beers please. One for me, and one for the road."

An amnesiac walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do I come here often?"

A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel fastened to his fly. The
bartender points and says, "Hey! You have a steering wheel stuck on your
fly!" And the pirate says: "Arrrgh. And it's driving me nuts!"

A dyslexic walks into a bra.

A young Texan walks into a bar and orders a drink. "Got any ID?" asks the
bartender. The Texan replies, "About what?"

A man walks into a bar wearing nothing but a set of jumper cables. He says,
"Bartender, give me a beer." The bartender says, "You can have a beer,
but I don't want you starting anything!"

A Latin scholar walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a martinus." The
bartender asks him. "Don't you mean martini?" The man tells the bartender,
"Listen, if I wanted two or more drinks I would have asked for them."

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