Two
friends are discussing whether God is black or white, without agreeing
on one or the other. Finally one says to the other: "Maybe the best way
to find out is to ask God Himself."
The next day the one who had asked God the question says to his friend that he still doesn't know the answer.
"Didn't God answered your question?"
"Yes."
"What did God say exactly?"
"He said - I am what I am."
"Then God is white."
"How do you know that?"
"Had he been black, he would have said - I is what I is."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"The car won't start." said the woman to her husband, "I think there's water in the carburettor."
"How do you know?" said the husband, "You don't even know what a carburettor is!"
"I am telling you," repeated the wife, "I am sure there is water in the carburettor."
"We will see then," mocked the exasperated husband. "Let me check it out. Where is the car?"
"In the swimming pool."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
What is the little animal that looks just like an elephant?
A baby elephant.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
What is worse, being ignorant or being uninterested?
I don't know, and I don't care.
- Current Mood:
Amused
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