Random Thoughts About Dogs

** The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue

** Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful ** If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went

** There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face ** A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself ** The average dog is a nicer person than the average person

** I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult

** Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog

** If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise

**A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down

** If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons

** We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made

** Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate

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