** Wise Words **
* One good turn gets the duvet.
* The early worm gets eaten!
* Never miss a good chance to shut up.
* There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither theory works.
* The second mouse gets the cheese.
* Hotel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone.
* Never kick a fresh cow-pat on a hot day.
* Even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.
* To cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up.
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When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not
a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground
easily, it is a valuable plant.
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