Computer & Other Nonsense

The computer ~

** At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer, you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer.

** I wish life had an UNDO function.

** If your computer says, "Printer out of Paper," this problem cannot be resolved by continuously clicking the "OK" button.

** "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

** As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

** Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred.

A program is a device used to convert data into error messages.

Gender of flies ~

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” She asked.
“Hunting Flies” He responded.
“Oh. Killing any?” She asked.
“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell them apart?”
He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”

The only love ~

Wife : "How many women have you slept with?"
Husband : "Only you Darling; with all the others, I stayed awake!"

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