Wednesday, 20 March 2013

Computer Proverbs

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** Home is where you hang your @.

** The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.

** A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

** You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.

** C: is the root of all directories.

** Don't put all your hypes in one home page.

** Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.

** The modem is the message.

** Too many clicks spoil the browse.

** The geek shall inherit the earth.

** A chat has nine lives.

** Don't byte off more than you can view.

** Fax is stranger than fiction.

** What boots up must come down.

** Windows will never cease.

** Virtual reality is it's own reward.

** Modulation in all things.

** A user and his leisure time are soon parted.

** Know what to expect before you connect.

** Oh, what a tangled web site we weave when first we practice.

** Speed thrills.


** Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

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