Englishman, Scotsman, Irishman - Again

A woman was in bed with her lover and had just told him how stupid her Irish husband was when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband.

He glared at her lover and bellowed, "What are you doing?"

"There," said the wife, "didn't I tell you he was stupid?"

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A pretty lady of the street smiles and winks at a Scotsman passing by, and gives him the come-hither look. He smiled back and goes thither.

"Would you like to come home with me? My place is only a few yards away." She croons.

"Delighted" he says excitedly.

After an hour of passion, he says goodbye and walks towards he door.

"Haven't you forgot about something? What about the money?" she shrieks.

"Oh no. I had a great time. I can't accept money as well."

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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.

The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust.

The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened.

The Irishman too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BAS**RD!!!!"

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