How To Start The Day Feeling Real Good

** Starting the day feeling really good:

* Open a new file on your computer.

* Entitle it "Housework."

* Place it in the Recycle Bin.

* Empty the Recycle Bin.

* Your computer will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?"

Answer "Yes" and click the left mouse button firmly.

Now you feel much better. Don't you?

** Whose side are you on?

A British Army Colonel was walking down Oxford Street in London, when he saw a man with no arms and no legs sitting on the pavement playing a mouth organ.

A sign beside the chap read, 'Victim of the Falklands War. '

'I say how disgraceful, he ' said the colonel, 'the way the country treats its veterans.' So saying, he pulled out his wallet and peeled off two fifty pound notes and dropped them in the ex-soldier's hat.

The veteran looked up and said, 'Muchas gracias, señor.'

 

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