Marvellously Mature & Delightfully Young

** You are marvellously mature when:

• You and your teeth don't sleep together.


• You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.


• At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.


• Your back goes out but you stay home.


• When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.


• It takes two tries to get up from the couch.


• When your idea of a night out is sitting on the terrace.


• When happy hour is a nap.


• When you're on holiday and your energy runs out before your money does.


• When you say something to your kids that your mother said to you and you always hated it.


• When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.


• Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.


• Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.


• Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.


• You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.


• The pharmacist has become your new best friend.


• Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.


• The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.


• It takes twice as long - to look half as good.


• Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.


• You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole time.


• You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.


• You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.


• You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care anymore.


• You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.


• You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it.

** You are delightfully young when:

You are happy to enjoy a 'Mexican Kiss' during the flu alert period, and the French Kiss later.

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