** The Farmer
A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening, she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to her,
"Did you know that humans are the only species in that the female achieves orgasm?"
"Did you know that humans are the only species in that the female achieves orgasm?"
She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah? Prove it."
He frowns for a moment, then says, "O.K." He then gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face. About a half an hour later he returns all tired and sweaty and proclaims,
"Well, I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig's always squealing, how can I tell?"
He frowns for a moment, then says, "O.K." He then gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face. About a half an hour later he returns all tired and sweaty and proclaims,
"Well, I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig's always squealing, how can I tell?"
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** The Doctor
I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places.
He told me to quit going to those places.
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** My Job Description
"What is your job?"
"I am my wife's sexual adviser."
"What do you mean by that?"
"Simple. The wife has told me that when she wants my fucking advice, she'll ask me for it."
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