The Hunter & The Pregnant Wife

** The Hunter ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shlomo and Moshe are out hunting in the woods of New Jersey when Moshe suddenly collapses. Shlomo rushes over to him but he doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are all glazed. Shlomo is in a panic. He takes out his phone, calls emergency services and shouts, “Help, please help me. My friend Moshe is dead! What on earth should I do?” The operator tells Shlomo, “Sir, please calm down. I can help you. First of all, let’s make sure he’s really dead.” After a short silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Shlomo gets back on the phone, “OK, now what?” ** The Pregnant Wife ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ During a busy holiday weekend, a woman who was eight months pregnant went to the railway station to return home to her husband. At the reservation counter, when her turn came, there was only one ticket left. Taking pity on a very old lady behind her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which arrived with a small error: 'Shall be coming home tomorrow. Heavy rush in the train. Gave birth to an old lady'. Tag:sillygiggles

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