** The Wedding Present
On
his wedding day, Shlomo’s father-in-law Louis came up to him and said,
“I’m a wealthy man, as you know, and for your wedding present I’ve
decided to make you a partner in my business. All I need to know from
you now is what department you would like to start work in. What about
Accounts?”
“Me, in Accounts?” said Shlomo, “why I can't even add 2 figures together.”
“All right then, what about IT?”
“What do I know about IT?” said Shlomo, “for years I thought PC stood for police constable.”
Louis was confused. "OK, what about joining the sales team?”
“Look dad, I have a much better idea. How about you buying me out?”
“Me, in Accounts?” said Shlomo, “why I can't even add 2 figures together.”
“All right then, what about IT?”
“What do I know about IT?” said Shlomo, “for years I thought PC stood for police constable.”
Louis was confused. "OK, what about joining the sales team?”
“Look dad, I have a much better idea. How about you buying me out?”
** Investment Advice
Moshe was 88 years old and went to see his financial advisor.
“So what do you think is an appropriate investment for me?” asked Moshe.
“Well,” replied the advisor, “I have found a terrific investment that will double your money in 5 years.”
“Are you nuts?” said Moshe, “A five year investment? Why, at my age, I don't even buy green bananas!”
“So what do you think is an appropriate investment for me?” asked Moshe.
“Well,” replied the advisor, “I have found a terrific investment that will double your money in 5 years.”
“Are you nuts?” said Moshe, “A five year investment? Why, at my age, I don't even buy green bananas!”
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